Medic Klokateer: Sire there’s a drive hid within this dead man’s torso, we can play this video on the main computer console!
[Magnus, the Assassin, Toki and Abigail show up on the screen. Magnus dramatically waits a few seconds before breaking out dance and singing “U Can’t Touch This” by M.C. Hammer. Toki and Abigail are sitting in te corner, even more horrified than they were before. Assassin just stands there with a blank expression on his face, but we can tell that his internal thought process is one of severe judgement. Charles is not sure how to react to this. The Klokateers fall silent. Even Ishnifus, who has all the answers to everything, is unsure of what to say. Magnus finishes the song, and composes himself.]
Magnus: but yeah srsly i’ll be waiting for dethklok if you send someone else it’s adios to these two here
appropriate things to say when a teacher asks if you have your homework:
- mind your own business
- who are you
- don’t worry about it
- where am i
- hhhh hh
- no thank you
- dont force your religion on me
Why is Christopher Eccleston afraid of Paul McGann?
Because McGann Hurt Eccleston.
oh my god
Can we take a moment to appreciate that 50 years of a television show, with multiple writers, a reboot, and the fixing of a gaping plot hole have come together to give us the ability to make this exact pun?
it’s weird how people say “follow your dreams” instead of “follow your ambitions” because once i had a dream where i worked for a place that tried to genetically engineer ducks to speak english except the ducks only criticized people’s fashion sense
please follow your dream
like wtf why WOULDNT you want 2 fuck pickles i mean
Have a big manchild in corpsepaint playing with snow on your blog.
(based on this gif)
WELCOME TO YOUR RESTING PLACE, PLEASE ENJOY YOUR STAY.
the best sasusaku fanfic ever written
i’ve finally found it
it’s got a intro
a thing that happens
and a conclusion
keeps the same perspective
it’s better than most fics I’ve read…
My name is Rosie. I’m 22. I grew up in Texas, about an hour south of Austin. I’m the oldest of 4 children; the child of teachers; on my way to be a teacher as well.
I’m a fan of Sci-Fi and Fantasy, of anime and manga, of magical girls and pirates. I’m a fanfic writer and reader, a con-goer and a casual cosplayer. I’m a nerd girl and a feminist.
I like Star Trek and blueberry muffins and really sweet tea mixed with lemonade and cowboy boots and my pet snake and playing N64 games.
And I’m bisexual.
In a lot of ways, my bisexuality is one of the least important things about who I am as a person. In other ways it is incredibly important. Being a bisexual woman changes the way the world treats me, the way our society treats me, and, sadly, it changes the way that fandoms and nerd culture and the media treats me.
And let me just say this: Fandoms, you really suck sometimes.
Before you click that read more, know this: I don’t speak for all LGBTQ+ fans. I speak only for myself, but this is as honest as I really know how to be, and I think that it’s something that should be said.
I can totally understand this. I myself am pansexual, and people constantly badger me about it. Stuff like “You told me being pansexual means you can like anyone. So you like animals, right?” Then the shallow minded beings that call themselves “normal” will laugh. I don’t have it as bad though. I’ve never been told that what I felt was wrong by my friends and most of my class. They are actually really supportive. It still annoys me that you don’t get more t.v. shows with gay, bi or lesbian couples, but I can deal with it by reading fanfiction and being on tumblr.
"I’m 12% Irish, 16% German, 30% Italian, 24% French, 15% Swedish, 3% Cherokee…"
domestic monsters! (｡♥‿♥｡)
the witch who likes to have neighborhood parties, and she uses her magic to make the nights memorable and wild, summoning galaxies between her palms and conjuring dragons to tell jokes
the vampire who is a terrible roommate, because he leaves cookbooks featuring high-iron diets on the counter and buys a bunch of red meats that fill up up the shared fridge
the werewolf who works as a veterinarian during the week and shops on the weekend for cute pastel clothing, because their claws sometimes rip up their blouses and skirts and dresses
the siren who sings in smoky bars at night and in her shower in the morning, carefully cleaning her scales under the cold water, and the chill reminds her of the deep ocean
the harpy who paints his talons a wonderful shade of mint green, because he just wants to relax and try his new makeup and watch some awful movies on his night off
this would make an awesome sitcom.
I told my mom about tumblr helping people get their dream pets and she told me I should jump on the bandwagon
She said if this post get 200,000 notes, I can get a teddy bear hamster like this one
guys my old hamster died of a stroke and I really miss him so please help me get my dream pet k thanks
Gus please my mom is laughing at me right now
I PROMISE YOU YOU WILL GET YOUR HAMSTER
WE MAKE DREAMS COME TRUE.
nearly there though
"I love it when she’s laughing, that’s when I start enjoying myself." - RDJ
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