yeah ill suck ur dick but my mom wants to talk to your mom first haha
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
if you’re ever feeling lazy just remember that the ancient greeks believed their gods lived on top of a very climbable hill but no one even bothered to check
if there was pizza they would have checked trust me
deities just aren’t interesting/tasty enough
sometimes i think i’m arrogant but then i remember that julius caesar was kidnapped by cicilian pirates and when they demanded a ransom of 620 kgs of silver he got mad because he thought he was worth more than that and made them raise it to 1550 kg
WHAT THE FUCK MY WAYWARD SON
CAS IS HUMAN I AM DONE
JUST LET ME PUT KRIPKE TO REST
THEN I’LL CRY SOME MORE
can someone sing thing to the music please I’ll be forever in your debt
Just seen the biggest understatement ever in an article from the Daily Fail… If only they knew
I’ve been here like 2-3 months and I have 3657 posts
The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
SURPRISE SUCKERS!
EVERYONE WHO REBLOGS THIS GETS A DRAWING
JUST
A DRAWING
NOTHING SPECIAL, WHATEVER I THINK OF WHEN I LOOK AT YOUR BLOG FOR FIVE SECONDS OR SOMETHING LIKETHAY
QUALITY MIGHT RANGE FROM HORSESHIT TO PUKEWORTHY
GO NUTS
-Hugo
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
