Sky Forever
trendymuslim:

heysimba:

I think a bird fell in the snow and then walked away. I think.

IM LAUGHING

trendymuslim:

heysimba:

I think a bird fell in the snow and then walked away. I think.

IM LAUGHING

chauvinistsushi:

contraception:

the goal is to love myself so much it offends other people

image

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

peter parker’s job is literally selling his selfies to the daily bugle

lychgate:

i havent uploaded doodles in a while mainly because busy and lazy, but heres some street fighter doodles ive been doing over the past week

hokuto-ju-no-ken:

miidoriilol:

grandmasterbooty:

mooxy0u:

milkanclcookies:

this makes me so happy

HAS IT REALLY BEEN THAT LONG

numa numa era classic

lmao the kid in red cant even keep up with how nerdy he was as a child. dude in black is on point tho.

well holy shit

moiraea:

marcelines-pet:

of-castles-and-converses:

itsdeepforhappypeople:

Awwwwwww cutie

that awkward moment when deadpool is a better person than you because you would have just stole the pizza and not given a fuck

dead pool isn’t really a villian like, most of his comics  are just being like a slightly mentally challenged selfish 5 year old with an incredibly dirty mind who hits on spiderman all the time and is aware at all times of the forth wall. oh and it is literally impossible to kill him so he gets a bit reckless at times

Best description of Deadpool ever.

millenniumtinnyrod:

whalebiology:

jounouchikatsuya:

sick burn

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS VIDEO FOR MONTHS

I AM LITERALLY WHEEZING OVER HERE

wigwams:

when u think about it you’re either a shift or caps lock person

dead-klokateer:

helical-:

hatredcopter AU Pickle
hes younger and still gots his hair since he hasnt done as many drugs

HRRR!*purr*

dead-klokateer:

helical-:

hatredcopter AU Pickle

hes younger and still gots his hair since he hasnt done as many drugs

HRRR!*purr*

biged45:

Me at work. Forever.

biged45:

Me at work. Forever.

coyotelips:

mylourrydiary:

hlil:

Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Plants

Can you believe there is love that is illegal
Love

Can you believe there are chocolate eggs that are illegal
Chocolate eggs

that-fucking-lame-dude:

Infomercials are like the best thing to happen. Ever.

copyranter:

Anti-Tupperware infomercial.

copyranter:

Anti-Tupperware infomercial.

wickershire:

swanjolras:

HEY HEY HEY HEYYYYYYYY MY FAVORITE QUEER DRUNK ASSHOLE POET TURNED 450 TODAY (and let me tell you, there is a lot of competition for the title “favorite queer drunk asshole poet”)

BUT as we all know, there is some controversy over who ACTUALLY wrote shakespeare’s plays!

so in order to mark this SERIOUS and LEGITIMATE issue, i have compiled the most likely theories in this comprehensive list:

  • in julius caesar, cassius says, “this is my birthday; on this very day cassius was born.” on that same day, cassius DIES. guess who else was not only born on april 23, but died april 23?? that’s right, shakespeare. english playwright? or ancient roman ghost bent on revenge? YOU BE THE JUDGE.
  • shakespeare married a woman called anne hathaway. BATMAN ALSO MARRIED ANNE HATHAWAY. have you ever seen shakespeare and batman in the same place at the same time??????
  • lived in london? totally encountered prostitutes several times? probably spoke english? william shakespeare……. or JACK THE RIPPER
  • uh, excuse me, an uneducated glovemaker’s son couldn’t possibly have written the 38 works of art attributed to shakespeare. please consider instead this picture of a cat pushing another cat in a shopping cart. you’re welcome.
  • ””“”“”“”“”“president obama????”“”“”“”“” more like PRESIDENT WILLIAMSHAKESPOBAMA. wake UP, america
  • aliens.
  • ME I’M WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE I HAVE BEEN SHAKESPEARE ALL ALONG AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU FOOLS YOU IGNORANT FOOLS