Sky Forever

alivechihiro:

chumpersonable:

wulfriciceberg:

if I had to pick two internet personalities to have as parents I would pick dril and critikal

attending a parent-teacher conference for my bullshit son, I hopp up on her desk whenever she tries to speak. i will not be held accountable for the failings of my dickspawn

remember to rate the child, comment the child, and subscribe if you want to see more children like this one. see ya

thetechnicolortrenchcoat:

Today is Copernicus’s 541th birthday. You may remember Copernicus as the man who said “Hey, what if the Earth went around the sun?” To which the Catholic Church replied “Hey, what if we set you on fire?” 

lalondes:

lalondes:

dispassionate one-line text post regarding popular fandom

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expression of disbelief and awe at the arrival of a message so soon after publication of dispassionate one-line text post regarding popular fandom

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Imagine Skwisgaaars punk stage
Anonymous
Imagine Magnus getting angry at you and trying to get physical but you see it coming so you bitch slap him. He's surprised and in awe, but you are taking no shit from him and leash him, dragging him to the bed so he can receive his punishment for disrespecting you.
Anonymous

imaginedethklok:

*shudders* yes please

Imagine Murderface having a team of Magikarps in Pokemon and while everyone is laughing he's thinking to himself they won't be laughing once they all evolve and he has a team full of Gyarados.
Anonymous

imaginedethklok:

Phahahahaa

brakhage:

thebishopbasher:

freakinbluscout:

kingofshoottheshit:

vocaroo:

kingofshoottheshit:

how much is that in real money

“real money”




Real money.

im sorry but in AMERICA we pay in MONEY not HAIR COMBS


oh my god

brakhage:

thebishopbasher:

freakinbluscout:

kingofshoottheshit:

vocaroo:

kingofshoottheshit:

how much is that in real money

“real money”

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Real money.

im sorry but in AMERICA we pay in MONEY not HAIR COMBS

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oh my god

a short doctor who episode by steven moffat

liamdryden:

coffee-iv:

[you know thing that impossible well now IT HAPPEN]

Spunky Assistant: BUT DOCTOR NO THAT IMPOSSIBLE

Doctor: YES SPUNKY ASSISTANT IT IMPOSSIBLE

[duramtic pause]

Doctor: …BUT HAPPEN

[title card doo wee ooo HAPPEN OF THE DOCTOR by STEVEN MOFFAT]

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transrants:

Stop assuming trans people want to be cis. Stop erasing nonbinary trans people. Stop with the mentality that being trans is misery all the time and isn’t a point of pride for many trans people.
I don’t want to be cis. I’m trans. I’m proud of that. Sorry that confuses your shitty truscum worldview.

d0gbl0g:

:}

chernoalfa:

honhonbattertot:

Your icon is violently in love with you for 5 weeks how screwed are you

bettersupes:

Little Girls Are Better At Designing Superheroes Than You is a project where superheroes are drawn based on the costumes of young girls.

This submission is drawn by the talented SaEun Moon at http://saeun.tumblr.com!