peter parker’s job is literally selling his selfies to the daily bugle
i havent uploaded doodles in a while mainly because busy and lazy, but heres some street fighter doodles ive been doing over the past week
this makes me so happy
HAS IT REALLY BEEN THAT LONG
numa numa era classic
lmao the kid in red cant even keep up with how nerdy he was as a child. dude in black is on point tho.
well holy shit
that awkward moment when deadpool is a better person than you because you would have just stole the pizza and not given a fuck
dead pool isn’t really a villian like, most of his comics are just being like a slightly mentally challenged selfish 5 year old with an incredibly dirty mind who hits on spiderman all the time and is aware at all times of the forth wall. oh and it is literally impossible to kill him so he gets a bit reckless at times
Best description of Deadpool ever.
I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS VIDEO FOR MONTHS
I AM LITERALLY WHEEZING OVER HERE
when u think about it you’re either a shift or caps lock person
hatredcopter AU Pickle
hes younger and still gots his hair since he hasnt done as many drugs
Me at work. Forever.
Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Can you believe there is love that is illegal
Can you believe there are chocolate eggs that are illegal
Infomercials are like the best thing to happen. Ever.
HEY HEY HEY HEYYYYYYYY MY FAVORITE QUEER DRUNK ASSHOLE POET TURNED 450 TODAY (and let me tell you, there is a lot of competition for the title “favorite queer drunk asshole poet”)
BUT as we all know, there is some controversy over who ACTUALLY wrote shakespeare’s plays!
so in order to mark this SERIOUS and LEGITIMATE issue, i have compiled the most likely theories in this comprehensive list:
- in julius caesar, cassius says, “this is my birthday; on this very day cassius was born.” on that same day, cassius DIES. guess who else was not only born on april 23, but died april 23?? that’s right, shakespeare. english playwright? or ancient roman ghost bent on revenge? YOU BE THE JUDGE.
- shakespeare married a woman called anne hathaway. BATMAN ALSO MARRIED ANNE HATHAWAY. have you ever seen shakespeare and batman in the same place at the same time??????
- lived in london? totally encountered prostitutes several times? probably spoke english? william shakespeare……. or JACK THE RIPPER
- uh, excuse me, an uneducated glovemaker’s son couldn’t possibly have written the 38 works of art attributed to shakespeare. please consider instead this picture of a cat pushing another cat in a shopping cart. you’re welcome.
- ””“”“”“”“”“president obama????”“”“”“”“” more like PRESIDENT WILLIAMSHAKESPOBAMA. wake UP, america
- ME I’M WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE I HAVE BEEN SHAKESPEARE ALL ALONG AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU FOOLS YOU IGNORANT FOOLS